The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Malik Nabers
Malik Nabers · NYG · WR
“Ref: "Number Nabers, that's a flag." Nabers: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Nabers's week
- Nabers is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Nabers's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Nabers was due a breakout.
72%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Eye of Falcons, tongue of ref,
Bring Giants down to grief,
Nabers scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Nico Collins
- George Pickens
- Chris Olave
- Rashee Rice
- DeVonta Smith
FAQ
How do I curse Malik Nabers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Nabers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Nabers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.