The Mystery Tweak Hex of Malik Nabers
Malik Nabers · NYG · WR
“Nabers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Nabers's week
- Nabers is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Nabers sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
89%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Nabers's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Nabers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Nabers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Nabers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.