The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Malik Nabers
Malik Nabers · NYG · WR
“Nabers scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Nabers's week
- Nabers scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Nabers gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
72%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Packers locker room
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Nabers's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Nabers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Nabers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Nabers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.