The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Malik Nabers
Malik Nabers · NYG · WR
“Nabers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Nabers's week
- Nabers scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Nabers does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
80%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring Giants down to grief,
Nabers scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Nabers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Nabers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Nabers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.