The Phantom Flag Hex of Malik Nabers
Malik Nabers · NYG · WR
“Nabers's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Nabers was due a breakout.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Nabers's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Nabers's stadium. Only over Nabers.
- Nabers is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
74%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Falcons fan
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Nabers's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Nabers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Nabers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Nabers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.