The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Malik Nabers
Malik Nabers · NYG · WR
“Ref: "Number Nabers, that's a flag." Nabers: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Nabers's week
- Nabers's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- The broadcast shows Nabers on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
86%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Nabers's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Nabers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Nabers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Nabers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.