The Mystery Tweak Hex of Malik Nabers
Malik Nabers · NYG · WR
“Nabers tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Nabers's week
- Nabers tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Nabers will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
81%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Nabers drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Nabers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Nabers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Nabers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.