The Butter-Finger Hex of Malik Nabers
Malik Nabers · NYG · WR
“Nabers is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Nabers's week
- Nabers is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Nabers gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
92%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Nabers, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Nabers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Nabers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Nabers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.