The Hamstring Hex of Malik Nabers
Malik Nabers · NYG · WR
“Ref: "Number Nabers, that's a flag." Nabers: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Nabers's week
- Nabers's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Nabers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
87%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single tear from a Ravens fan
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Nabers's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Nabers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Nabers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Nabers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.