The Shadow Coverage Hex of Malik Nabers
Malik Nabers · NYG · WR
“Nabers is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Nabers's week
- Nabers gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Nabers will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
77%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Nabers, Nabers, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Nabers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Nabers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Nabers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.