The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Malik Nabers
Malik Nabers · NYG · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Nabers's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Nabers's week
- Nabers is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Nabers gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
89%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Nabers's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Nabers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Nabers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Nabers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.