The Dropped Pass Hex of Malik Nabers
Malik Nabers · NYG · WR
“Nabers will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Nabers's week
- Nabers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
- Nabers sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
75%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single Bengals jersey, ironically worn
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Titans locker room
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Nabers's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Nabers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Nabers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Nabers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.