The Butter-Finger Hex of Malik Nabers
Malik Nabers · NYG · WR
“Nabers is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Nabers's week
- Nabers sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Nabers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
72%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single tear from a Ravens fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Nabers, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Nabers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Nabers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Nabers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.