The Mystery Tweak Hex of Malik Nabers
Malik Nabers · NYG · WR
“Nabers gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Nabers's week
- Nabers's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Nabers sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
86%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Nabers's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Nabers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Nabers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Nabers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.