The Inch-Short Hex of Malik Nabers
Malik Nabers · NYG · WR
“Nabers gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Nabers's week
- Nabers gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Nabers gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
79%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Nabers drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Nabers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Nabers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Nabers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.