The Mystery Tweak Hex of Malik Nabers
Malik Nabers · NYG · WR
“Nabers is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Nabers's week
- Nabers's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Nabers was due a breakout.
- Nabers will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
88%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Nabers drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Nabers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Nabers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Nabers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.