The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Malik Nabers
Malik Nabers · NYG · WR
“Nabers tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Nabers's week
- Nabers tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Nabers will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
87%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A used challenge flag
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single Vikings jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Eye of Saints, tongue of ref,
Bring Giants down to grief,
Nabers scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Nabers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Nabers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Nabers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.