The Phantom Flag Hex of Malik Nabers
Malik Nabers · NYG · WR
“Nabers is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Nabers's week
- Nabers sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- The broadcast shows Nabers on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
73%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Nabers, Nabers, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Nabers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Nabers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Nabers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.