The Mystery Tweak Hex of Malik Nabers
Malik Nabers · NYG · WR
“Nabers gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Nabers's week
- The broadcast shows Nabers on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Nabers is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
87%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single Saints jersey, ironically worn
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Nabers's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Nabers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Nabers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Nabers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.