The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Malik Nabers
Malik Nabers · NYG · WR
“Nabers is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Nabers's week
- Nabers gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Nabers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
81%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Nabers's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Amon-Ra St. Brown
- Jaxon Smith-Njigba
- CeeDee Lamb
- Justin Jefferson
- A.J. Brown
- Drake London
- Nico Collins
- George Pickens
- Chris Olave
- Rashee Rice
- DeVonta Smith
FAQ
How do I curse Malik Nabers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Nabers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Nabers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.