The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Malik Nabers
Malik Nabers · NYG · WR
“Nabers is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Nabers's week
- Ref: "Number Nabers, that's a flag." Nabers: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Nabers finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
75%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Nabers, Nabers, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Nabers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Nabers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Nabers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.