The Butter-Finger Hex of Malik Nabers
Malik Nabers · NYG · WR
“Nabers is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Nabers's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Nabers's stadium. Only over Nabers.
- Nabers will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
88%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Nabers, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Nabers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Nabers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Nabers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.