The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Malik Nabers
Malik Nabers · NYG · WR
“Nabers tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Nabers's week
- Nabers will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Nabers tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
76%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A used challenge flag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Nabers's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Nabers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Nabers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Nabers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.