The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Malik Nabers
Malik Nabers · NYG · WR
“Ref: "Number Nabers, that's a flag." Nabers: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Nabers's week
- Nabers's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Nabers gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
82%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Nabers's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Nabers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Nabers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Nabers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.