The Dropped Pass Hex of Malik Nabers
Malik Nabers · NYG · WR
“Nabers tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Nabers's week
- Nabers will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Nabers's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Nabers was due a breakout.
80%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single Colts jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Nabers's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Nabers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Nabers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Nabers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.