The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Malik Washington
Malik Washington · MIA · WR
“Washington goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Washington gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
92%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Washington's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.