The Late Scratch Hex of Mark Andrews
Mark Andrews · BAL · TE
“Andrews sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Andrews's week
- Andrews spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Andrews will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
81%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Andrews's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Andrews in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Andrews is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Andrews actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.