The Late Scratch Hex of Mark Andrews
Mark Andrews · BAL · TE
“Andrews will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Andrews's week
- Andrews will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Andrews gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.
88%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Andrews, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Andrews in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Andrews is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Andrews actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.