The Chip-and-Release Hex of Mark Andrews
Mark Andrews · BAL · TE
“Andrews is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Andrews's week
- Andrews gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- Andrews gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
88%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Andrews drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Andrews in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Andrews is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Andrews actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.