The Chip-and-Release Hex of Mark Andrews
Mark Andrews · BAL · TE
“Andrews tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Andrews's week
- Andrews sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- The broadcast shows Andrews on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
76%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single tear from a Giants fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Eye of Dolphins, tongue of ref,
Bring Ravens down to grief,
Andrews scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Andrews in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Andrews is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Andrews actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.