The Invisible Route Hex of Mark Andrews
Mark Andrews · BAL · TE
“Andrews is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Andrews's week
- Andrews is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
- Andrews goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
87%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Andrews drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Andrews in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Andrews is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Andrews actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.