The Phantom Flag Hex of Mark Andrews
Mark Andrews · BAL · TE
“Andrews lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Andrews's week
- Andrews catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- A mysterious flag erases Andrews's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
75%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single 49ers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Andrews drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Andrews in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Andrews is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Andrews actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.