The Phantom Flag Hex of Mark Andrews
Mark Andrews · BAL · TE
“Andrews gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Andrews's week
- Andrews gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
- Andrews gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.
72%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Andrews's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Andrews in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Andrews is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Andrews actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.