The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Mark Andrews
Mark Andrews · BAL · TE
“Andrews gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Andrews's week
- Andrews is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Andrews gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
79%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Andrews drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Andrews in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Andrews is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Andrews actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.