The Late Scratch Hex of Mark Andrews
Mark Andrews · BAL · TE
“Andrews is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Andrews's week
- Andrews gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Andrews's stadium. Only over Andrews.
76%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Andrews's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Andrews in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Andrews is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Andrews actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.