The Mystery Tweak Hex of Mark Andrews
Mark Andrews · BAL · TE
“Andrews is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Andrews's week
- Ref: "Number Andrews, that's a flag." Andrews: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Andrews will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
81%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Andrews drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Andrews in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Andrews is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Andrews actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.