The Hamstring Hex of Mark Andrews
Mark Andrews · BAL · TE
“Andrews will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Andrews's week
- Andrews is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Andrews gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.
74%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Andrews's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Andrews in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Andrews is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Andrews actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.