The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Mark Andrews
Mark Andrews · BAL · TE
“Andrews spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Andrews's week
- Ref: "Number Andrews, that's a flag." Andrews: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Andrews finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
75%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bengals locker room
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Eye of Rams, tongue of ref,
Bring Ravens down to grief,
Andrews scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Andrews in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Andrews is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Andrews actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.