The Hamstring Hex of Mark Andrews
Mark Andrews · BAL · TE
“Andrews spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Andrews's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Andrews's stadium. Only over Andrews.
- Andrews stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
81%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Andrews, Andrews, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Andrews in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Andrews is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Andrews actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.