The Mystery Tweak Hex of Mark Andrews
Mark Andrews · BAL · TE
“Andrews will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Andrews's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Andrews's stadium. Only over Andrews.
- Andrews gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
81%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Andrews drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Andrews in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Andrews is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Andrews actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.