The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Mark Andrews
Mark Andrews · BAL · TE
“Andrews will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Andrews's week
- Andrews scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Andrews goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
74%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Bills, tongue of ref,
Bring Ravens down to grief,
Andrews scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Andrews in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Andrews is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Andrews actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.