The Snap Count Hex of Mark Andrews
Mark Andrews · BAL · TE
“Andrews runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Andrews's week
- Andrews is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Andrews gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.
78%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single tear from a Jets fan
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Andrews, Andrews, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Andrews in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Andrews is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Andrews actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.