The Blocking Assignment Hex of Mark Andrews
Mark Andrews · BAL · TE
“Andrews catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Andrews's week
- Andrews is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Andrews's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
75%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single tear from a Dolphins fan
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Andrews's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Andrews in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Andrews is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Andrews actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.