The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Mark Andrews
Mark Andrews · BAL · TE
“Andrews is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Andrews's week
- Andrews sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Andrews scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
85%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Bills fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Andrews, Andrews, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Andrews in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Andrews is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Andrews actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.