The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Mark Andrews
Mark Andrews · BAL · TE
“Andrews will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Andrews's week
- Andrews spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Andrews gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Browns locker room
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Andrews drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Andrews in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Andrews is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Andrews actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.