The Late Scratch Hex of Mark Andrews
Mark Andrews · BAL · TE
“Andrews's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Andrews's week
- Andrews stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
- Andrews gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.
91%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single Cowboys jersey, ironically worn
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Andrews's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Andrews in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Andrews is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Andrews actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.