The Blocking Assignment Hex of Mark Andrews
Mark Andrews · BAL · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Andrews's stadium. Only over Andrews.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Andrews's week
- Andrews stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
- Andrews gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Andrews drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Andrews in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Andrews is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Andrews actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.