The Chip-and-Release Hex of Mark Andrews
Mark Andrews · BAL · TE
“Andrews gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Andrews's week
- Andrews will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- The broadcast shows Andrews on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
91%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Andrews drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Andrews in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Andrews is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Andrews actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.