The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Mark Andrews
Mark Andrews · BAL · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Andrews's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Andrews's week
- Andrews gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- Andrews gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.
90%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Vikings fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Andrews's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Andrews in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Andrews is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Andrews actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.