The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Mark Andrews
Mark Andrews · BAL · TE
“Andrews's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Andrews's week
- Ref: "Number Andrews, that's a flag." Andrews: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Andrews's stadium. Only over Andrews.
81%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Andrews drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Andrews in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Andrews is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Andrews actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.